Can't Find Myself

Poppopx7 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:56:56 GMT

I have gone out to find myself. If I come back before I return, please keep me here until I get back.

Thank you

Welcome to the "Espenblog Times"

Poppopx7 — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:32:20 GMT

You have arrived at "The Espenblog Times", and I guess you either came here intentionally, which we are glad for that, or you just happened to stumble in. If you just stumbled in, we want you to stay.

In either case it doesn't matter how you got here, the important thing is that you are here. Here at "The Espenblog Times" where there is not much sanity, so some people say, and I just might agree with them on that point; but the point is, you are here, and we welcome you.

As you view this page you will see the pictures of the staff here at "The Espenblog Times." I'll introduce them to you, and tell you what each of their functions are for this publication.

We have the fluffy dog girl, which is Fluff, and she write's all articles found in "Fluff's Corner." She takes great pride in her writings, and she loves it when people leave her comments.

There is Harvey, the GM of George's Gorilla's Fantasy Football Team, and he author's the section entitled "From the Desk of Harvey, "The General." Harvey is a real character indeed, and some of the situations he gets himself into is unbelievable. He's a real tribute to this publication nonetheless.

Ms Ernestine, the beautiful, most talented, gifted, and famous reporter of all. Known the world over for her years of covering events both large, and small. She has been to every nook, and cranny on this planet. We are thrilled that she is here covering "The Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League." She write's, "Ms Ernestine Reports," and very soon she will be writing in another section also. In the new section she will cover a multitude of subjects from anything to everything.

Coach Whitey is the head coach of George's Gorilla's, and a fine job he does. In 2007 Whitey led the Gorilla's to the championship where they won all the banana's.

Me Too Piggy came here with Ms Ernestine, and his main function is to get into trouble. He does the picks on Ms Ernestine Reports, but not doing to well as of yet.

Then there is me, the ringleader of this gang. I just watch as these writer's blaze away at their computer's day after day. Some have told me that I have issues, but I tell folks, "I don't carry tissues." They just look at me with that funny look on their face. I don't know what that's all about.

This whole gang is well qualified to make you as crazy as we are. In fact that is our goal here at "The Espenblog Times." Come on in, scroll around, leave some comments, fill out the polls, and get to know these fine writer's.

I almost forgot, in order to keep our pages from becoming to cluttered we periodically send articles to the Archive. The Archive is listed on every page so you can check out the archive too. There's some past articles in the archives that are just as crazy.

While you are here, subscribe to "The Espenblog Times" by clicking that little green thing at the top of the page that says subscribe. I promise you that it won't hurt you one bit.

I think we are normally abnormal, or abnormally normal, but who knows what normal is anyhow. Let me know what conclusion you come too.