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Kidnapper Ring Indicted

Posted by poppopx7 Posted on: 01/04/09

Kidnapper Ring Indicted

The "Animals United in the Kingdom" Grand Jury has handed down indictments in the kidnapping of Harvey, the GM of George's Gorilla's Fantasy Football Team, and a writer for "The Espenblog Times." The indictments include all participating perpetrator's, and if convicted, carries a stiff penalty to be carried out immediately.

Special Prosecutor, Katherine Knucklebee, will present evidence before the court, in a trial that will soon be getting underway. Nosy the Bloodhound, and Herman, "Frankie the Mouse" will be called to the witness stand since they were the lead investigator's of this crime. Hugo Mayo, the truck driver that took Harvey's vehicle to the lake to be disposed of will be a key witness also. Hugo has not been indicted in this case. Ms Knucklebee said, "We in the animal kingdom will not tolerate such behavior. The kingdom has always, and will continue to hand out stiff sentences to those character's that will not adhere to the Laws of the Animal Kingdom." Don't let Ms Knucklebee's good looks fool you. She is the most toughest prosecutor in the land.

Harvey was kidnapped from his hut on October 31st, 2008, and held captive while arrangements were being made to sell him to an animal experimental lab. When things became to hot for the criminals they begin making preparations to feed Harvey to the crocodiles. Nosy, and "Frankie the Mouse" rescued Harvey just in time.

Judge Loon will be presiding over the trial, and he has a reputation for running a no-nonsense courtroom. Loon will be quick to drop the gavel whenever, and wherever it's needed, even if it's on someone's head. The laws in the Animal Kingdom are so much different than the human's court of law. Trials are held quickly, and if convicted the judge hands down the sentence immediately, and the punishment begins.

Victor "The Pig"  Flatface, the "Eata Banana Gang, lead by old "One Eye" himself, and Brutus the Buther have all been named in the indictment. A jury of 7 kangaroo,s will hear the evidence against those named. The trial should begin in a few days, and is predicted to last one hour. I will be covering this trial, and will report on all testimony provided, although it doesn't seem like it will take that much time. I will report on the details of how Harvey was kidnapped, etc. after the trial concludes. Below is a picture of the gang, and Brutus the Butcher. 

    


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