Living in Our World

Here's a little something for you to read, and try out for yourself. This was sent to my email box so I thought I'd share it with you. We here at "The Espenblog Times" are in the process of doing these things to maintain our insanity. We have worked very hard to get to this point of insanity, and we do not, I repeat, we do not want to lose what we have gained. I do not know who wrote these points, but they must be a genius. You can hum to yourself while you are doing some of these things.

How To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 

1. At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disquise your voice.

3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. After everyone has gotten over their caffein addiction, switch over to Expresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "For Marijuana."

6. Skip down the hall rather than walk, and see how may looks you get.

7. Order a diet water wherever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-thru order is to go.

9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

11. When the money comes out of the ATM scream, "I won. I won!"

12.When leaving the zoo, start screaming, "Run for your lives! They're loose."

13. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to maintain a healthy level of insanity is to:

14. Pick up a box of condoms at the Pharmacy, go to the counter, and ask where the fitting room is.