Harvey's Still Arrogant, and Conceited

I see Harvey just wrote his first article since coming home. He is a sight for sore eyes, but he's the same arrogant, conceited monkey that he was before he was taken. I just have to set the record straight before Harvey has everyone believing that he is some sort of hero. I will give him credit for turning his pencil upside down, and using it to type his article.

First of all, Harvey didn't have everything, and everyone under control. He was only moments away from being hung upside down from a hugh pipe that was hanging several feet above an interior pool infested with crocs. It seems as if his captors had all they wanted from Harvey, and was going to eliminate him once, and for all. He had become a liability to them, and they were going to have some fun feeding him to the crocs. No one would have ever known what happened to Harvey if Nosy the Bloodhound, and Herman, (known as "Frankie the Mouse), hadn't burst in on the scene, and saved his raggedy butt.

The second point is that "the dummies" that loaded Harvey on the gourney, and put him into the ambulance most certainly locked his gourney down. Harvey was back there acting cool, and he himself reached down, and unlocked the gourney. Don't ask me how he did it, but the ambulance attendant was watching Harvey from the front seat, and saw him do it. You know that Monkey's can do some niffy things, and that was not one of Harvey's better moves. He did this while the ambulance was beginning to climb a hill, and out he came like a bullet. When we got to him after he flew off the road he was screaming, and crying. He looked like he was just run through one of those limb shredder's, and speaking about limbs, he looked awful funny with that limb sticking in a certain part of his anatomy. When they put him on another gourney they put him on his belly. Does that tell you anything about where that limb was?

As far as Fluffy, and Ms Ernestine, I'll let those two girls handle that one. I'm sure the feud is going to continue now that Harvey fired the first shot since coming home. What I'm saying is that Harvey is the same arrogant, conceited monkey that he was before he went missing. That's our Harvey; mischievious, arrogant, and filled with conceit through, and through. We would expect nothing else from Harvey. I sure am glad that he's home again.

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