Madmen Score 209 Points Against Gorilla's

Missy's Madmen were just too much to handle for the Gorilla's yesterday. Coach Whitey said, "There wasn't a team in the Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League that could have beaten that crazy bunch yesterday. The Madmen not only beat us like they owned us, but they set a new scoring record in the league. It was impossible to stop them."

The Madmen were on a 4 game skid, and in the cellar in Division 2. After their fourth straight loss last week, the owner said "We are going to win our last 3 games, and make the playoffs." Of course no one pays the owner of the Madmen much attention when she spouts off, because everyone knows she needs a high dosage of medication for her condition, which she doen't take. Between her, and Gertrude Doflicky, the owner of Nan's Nimrods, I don't know which one is the worse off.

"I'm not sure if she will make the playoffs, but if she said she will, we just let her talk," said the owner of Lori's Little Rascal's. She continued, "The other owner's just stay out of her way when she get's like this." Today she is probably flying high with her victory over the Gorilla's. I have no doubt that she will be calling me today to tell me her plans for winning the championship. I'll take her call, write down what she says, and even write the next article about her plans of becoming the 2008 Champion of the Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League. I'll report what she has to say, even though the owner of Missy's Madmen has told me that she's going to put me, Ms Ernestine, on a stick, and roast me over a fire for Christmas.

I already have enough to worry about with Harvey's disappearance. Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder to see if that crazy lady is sneaking up behind me with a stick. I'm trying to keep my fat out of the fire. Oh well, this is Ms Ernestine saying goodbye for now, but I won't be gone for long.