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Local Police Dismiss the Disappearance of Harvey

Posted by poppopx7 Posted on: 11/16/08

Local Police Dismiss the Disappearance of Harvey

Our local police deparment has dismissed the disappearance of Harvey. Local officials are saying, "Harvey has apparently driven away on his own accord, and doesn't want to be found. We have  no reason to believe that there has been a crime committed here, and until we do, there is no need to investigate this any further." That was the quote given to "The Espenblog Times" just moments ago by a police spokesman.

Everyone, both in the animal kingdom, and human's alike, know that something terrible has happened to Harvey, but for some strange reason the local authorities have dismissed the disappearance of Harvey. All the clues say otherwise, and leads are pouring into our office from around the world. With or without the locals we will get to the bottom of this mystery. Perhaps this local police department has something to hide. "The Espenblog Times" will be watching every move that they make, or every move they don't make. There's something fishy going on here.

Harvey's computer is missing, but yet Harvey's glasses have been left behind. Now Harvey is a world class typist, and his hands fly across the keyboard, but he couldn't use his computer without his glasses. Nosy the Bloodhound has checked with Harvey's Internet provider, and there has been no activity since the night he disappeared. When he signed off that evening he never signed back on again. That's not like Harvey. He is internet addicted, and for Harvey to be off the internet for more than a few hours is unheard of. 

Another item missing from Harvey's hut is his cellphone. Harvey never goes anywhere without it. His cellphone is constantly ringing, and when it's not ringing, he's making calls. His cellphone provider said the last call that come in was the evening of Oct. 31st. After that call there was no more incoming, and no more outgoing. 

The local police said there was no sign of a struggle at Harvey's hut so no crime was committed. That only leads us to believe that Harvey knew the perpetrator. We believe Harvey's computer was taken so no one could find any damaging information on his hard drive. Nosy does have a copy of all Harvey's cellphone activiites for the past month, and they are yielding some vital information.

The local police were informed by this newspaper that Harvey wouldn't, and couldn't just drive away for two reasons. Number 1; If harvey did just go away into hiding, and the truth was known, harvey would be fired as GM of George's Gorilla's. Harvey loved his position, plus the fact he loved all the attention he received whether good or bad, from being the GM. Harvey is a wheeler-dealer, and this position fit him to a T. He loved making deals with the other owner's, and took great pride in finding good player's for the Gorilla's. Number 2; if Harvey just went away he would lose his job as a writer for "The Espenblog Times." He wouldn't, and couldn't do that for he loved his writing position. That's where he stirred up the trouble. He was able to instigate, and irritate others by what he wrote. He wouldn't jeopardize that for any reason.

In conclusion, this local police department is being eyed with suspicion by everyone around. Why are they being so quick to sweep this under the rug? We are determined to get to the bottom of this. Are they buying time for someone? Are they covering up for someone? We will find the answers to these, and many more questions. These people are skating on thin ice!

  


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