Rejects Beat Gorilla's

The Delaware Rejects have a six game winning streak going, and the Gorilla's were the latest victims in Week 10. The final score was 136-133. It was a close game, but in the end the Rejects won out making their record 7-3. The Rejects are tied for first place with Mike's Nuckingfutjobies in Division 1.

Coach Whitey made a big mistake by not playing Derrick Ward, RB for the Giants. Instead he opted to play Rice from the Ravens which really cost the Gorilla's the game. Coach Whitey apologized to the team for making such a blunder. Many in the league believe that Coach Whitey is quite upset with the disappearance of Harvey, that he just isn't thinking straight. In fact the whole team is despondent over Harvey's whereabouts, and that's understandable.

The whole league is baffled by this mystery. We here at "The Espenblog Times" are receiving thousands of emails from around the world with inquiries of what happened to Harvey. The authorities are receiving tips from every corner of the globe with Harvey sightings. The phones in this office are ringing off the hook with people, and creatures inquiring about the disappearance of Harvey, but still no Harvey!

I, Ms Ernestine, am using every resource available to me. I have contacts around the world, and I'm determined to find Harvey. I called in every marker that is owed me from the very affluent, to the most despicable. I am urging my reader's from around the world to help me find Harvey. I'm about to start throwing my weight around so I can find the little guy.

A message from me to anyone that may be holding Harvey against his will: I, Ms Ernestine, will find Harvey. If you have captured Harvey, hurt Harvey in any way, shape, or form, or disposed of Harvey, you will have to deal with me.

Sorry, I have gotten off track from football, but we are all saddened by the disappearence of Harvey. Everyone is working feverously for the return of Harvey. It just isn't the same around here without him. We need him here to stir up trouble, and keep things interesting. Besides, Pop Pop is really concerned about Harvey. He's beginning to think there has been some foul play involved in the disappearance of Harvey.

Help us out folks. If you see Harvey please let us know immediately. If you hear anything on the street of where he may be, please contact us immediately. Be on the look out for Harvey.