Harvey Receives Award

Harvey, the GM of George's Gorilla's Fantasy Football Team has received "The 2008 Cry Baby of the Year Award" from the Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League.

This award is usually given to a recipient at the close of the season, but due to Harvey's whinning, and complaining during the first half of the season, the League Commissioner, along with the owner's, and player's, have decided that no one else will even come close to winning the award.

This is the first year in the history of the Crumbpacker's Fantasy Football League that this award was given in the middle of the season. The following statement released to the press by the commissioner's office yesterday afternoon said, "Although this award has never been given to anyone until the end of the season, we find it appropriate to honor Harvey in mid season. We felt that Harvey's whining, and complaining has no competition whatsoever this year. Harvey wins this award easily, and we all wish this big cry baby the very best in the coming months, and years."

I tried to reach Harvey for a comment, but he was unavailable. I'm sure he will have something to say about this situation in his column. Ms Ernestine, and Fluff went to Harvey's house, but he didn't answer the door. I don't think he is too excited about his award. We will keep you posted with Harvey's reaction to this breaking news. Let it up to Harvey, he keeps things going around here.