Gorilla's On The Road Again in Week 6

Here we go again, back on the road to face Jeff's Redskin's in a very crucial game for week 6. After pulling off a major upset over Jefferys' Lion's last week deep in the jungle, we now face a dangerous Redskin's team that ran all over Lori's Little Rascal's in week 5.

We Gorilla's are on a three game winning streak, and Coach Whitey hopes to keep that streak going. The Redskin's are loaded again this week, and the Gorilla's are going to need some timely breaks in the game to pull this one off. The Redskin's are out to get the Gorilla's at any cost. They would love nothing better than to drag the Gorilla's to the woodshed this week, but they are going to have their work cut out for them.

The Gorilla's are pumped up after their big brawl in the jungle. The team is going ape with excitement. They know that with each win they are getting closer to the playoffs, so they are taking one game at a time.

The fan's are excited, and in fact the fan base has grown even larger after the big win last week. Even the fishes in the deep blue sea are rooting for George's Gorilla's. The dolphins have been  seen offshore breaking out of the water holding signs that read, "We are Gorilla Fan's, and we belong to the Gorilla Nation." The whales, and even the sharks are doing the Gorilla Grunt, and scientist are saying they have never seen anything like this in the history of mankind. Animals from all over the world are doing the "Gorilla Grunt," and the "Gorilla Shuffle."

On the human side of this phenomenon children, and teacher's alike are raving over the Gorilla's. They are dancing on the playgrounds, singing in the schools, holding Gorilla Pep Rallies, and that excitement has flowed over to the parent's of these children.

In Senior Citizen Center's across this great land of our's they are wearing Gorilla Head's, and holding up hugh Gorilla pictures of the team. They are sending emails by the thousands, asking for an autographed picture of Coach Whitey. Wherever there are animals, and people, there are Gorilla Fan's.

I wonder why they don't want a picture of me? After all, I am the GM of this team, and it's my brain thrust that has gotten us to this point. I feel somewhat left out. I don't think I'm getting the respect that I deserve, and perhaps I'll do something about that.

My problem is behind me now, and I'm ready to get things going. I'm getting ready to take on that Fluffy dog, and Ms Ernestine. In fact, I feel so good, I am going to take them both on together this week. I heard that the owner of Nan's Nimrods struck some fear into the heart of Ms Ernestine this week. I saw the picture of the sausage, and the bacon frying up in that skillet, and liked to die rolling on the floor laughing. It's my time to laugh now girls. Don't think you are going to skate by Ms Fluffy. sitting up there like you don't ever cause me problems. You have been a thorn in my side since I have arrived. You made people laugh at me at my expense, but now it's my turn. 

The reader's of "The Espenblog Times" are in for some good reading that will be written by none other than this most intelligent, handsome, irresistible, and VIM. VIM stands for "Very Important Monkey." Eat your hearts out Ms Fluffy, and Ms Ernestine, because Harvey is back on top.